Chris Brown is a Punk


We’re in the midst of a great war. A war of words. A war of words being carried out entirely on Twitter.

Domestic abuser, ersatz singer, doesn’t like CM Punk, a professional wrestler. And Punk, currently the WWE Champion, hasn’t held back his disdain.

Punk fired the first salvo in the war on February 12, tweeting the following:

I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves. Me curb stomping that turd would be a moment.

Brown responded. Much of the exchange can be found here.

Professional wrestling has a well-documented history of celebrity involvement. Some celebrities have crossed over and wrestled on pay-per-view. It’s always been to the mutual benefit of all parties involved. There’s no benefit here. WWE might score some mainstream publicity, but the consequence would be bringing Brown back into social relevance.

Punk throws fake punches in a fake sport. Brown likes to really hit women. He’s a punk, no pun intended.

Still, I’d pay money to see anyone punch him in the mouth.

 

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2 Responses to “Chris Brown is a Punk”

  1. alaynasusan says :

    “Fake punches in a fake sport?” It’s not CGI, my friend, therefore it’s not fake. Granted the punches are less forceful than UFC and the stories are fake. I can understand “fake sport” due to the fact that the competition part is predetermined.

    Thanks to CM Punk, a good bit of his time spent on Monday Night Raw in 2011 was unscripted. It was the most entertainment WWE has supplied in years and it didn’t even come from their creative team. That says a lot.

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